I never in my life imagined a scenario where I would pulled into a restaurant through the drive-thru window. But never-the-less, here we are.
Tag: Misfits
I Am The Town From Footloose VOL. 3: DATING
I believe I have developed a system that all dads of daughters will benefit from. Just hear me out.
More Awkward Than “The Sex Talk”
What is the one conversation you can have with your child that is more awkward than “The Sex Talk”? I’m glad you asked…
A Gen-X Guide To Piercings and the Church
Wounds heal. Embarrassing photographs remain.
Mayhem Memories: Before there was online dating… there was mayhem.
On these dreary winter days I start to feel that restlessness in my spirit that can only be satisfied by… getting creative. Some people call it mischief, but I like to think of it as […]
I Am The Town From Footloose Vol. 2: Friends
The NO FUN ZONE that was the town from the 1984 classic musical film Footloose, has relocated to a ten foot mobile radius around my person. These are the stories of that mobile home. In the fifth grade […]
I Just Don’t Feel Like Myself
You know the old story about the frog and the boiling pot of water right? You boil the water first and put the frog in and the frog will jump out. But if you put […]
As Seen On Tv
Kim Kardashian has views on politics and people on Twitter care about her opinion. But if she was wearing the label “Made a Sex Tape with Ray Jay” first people would say, “Who the heck is Ray Jay?” Then they might ask why would this person know anything about… well… anything?
So Close.
For the past two nights as I was watching the World Series with the rest of Kansas City, nothing was more satisfying troubling sinfully delightful than the 8th inning faces of the Mets fans. The […]
It’s Not a Trick Question.
Driving in the car used to be a relaxing time away for me. In high school and college (when gas was $0.79) I would just roll down my windows and crank up some Jimmy Eat World […]
The Ringleader 