Just one more cartoon turning me into a hot mess of feelings.
Category: Misfits
It is not help unless it is helpful.
Sometimes they just don’t understand enough about the world, the chore, the equipment, the problem, and… well… sometimes the laws of physics to actually do something productive.
I Was Accosted By Wendy’s
I never in my life imagined a scenario where I would pulled into a restaurant through the drive-thru window. But never-the-less, here we are.
I Am The Town From Footloose VOL. 3: DATING
I believe I have developed a system that all dads of daughters will benefit from. Just hear me out.
More Awkward Than “The Sex Talk”
What is the one conversation you can have with your child that is more awkward than “The Sex Talk”? I’m glad you asked…
A Gen-X Guide To Piercings and the Church
Wounds heal. Embarrassing photographs remain.
Mayhem Memories: Before there was online dating… there was mayhem.
On these dreary winter days I start to feel that restlessness in my spirit that can only be satisfied by… getting creative. Some people call it mischief, but I like to think of it as […]
I Am The Town From Footloose Vol. 2: Friends
The NO FUN ZONE that was the town from the 1984 classic musical film Footloose, has relocated to a ten foot mobile radius around my person. These are the stories of that mobile home. In the fifth grade […]
I Just Don’t Feel Like Myself
You know the old story about the frog and the boiling pot of water right? You boil the water first and put the frog in and the frog will jump out. But if you put […]
As Seen On Tv
Kim Kardashian has views on politics and people on Twitter care about her opinion. But if she was wearing the label “Made a Sex Tape with Ray Jay” first people would say, “Who the heck is Ray Jay?” Then they might ask why would this person know anything about… well… anything?
The Ringleader 