It is scary to think your adventures are limited to what surprise awaits you in the next diaper .
Author: lucasmotley
Pastor's kid raising pastor's kids... husband... foster parent... sci-fi nerd... chronic misfit... mischief manager...
Welcome to the greatest show on earth!
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
Undelivered
Just one more cartoon turning me into a hot mess of feelings.
It is not help unless it is helpful.
Sometimes they just don’t understand enough about the world, the chore, the equipment, the problem, and… well… sometimes the laws of physics to actually do something productive.
Not The Miracle I Was Expecting…
It’s like I was praying for a miracle that wasn’t miraculous.
I Was Accosted By Wendy’s
I never in my life imagined a scenario where I would pulled into a restaurant through the drive-thru window. But never-the-less, here we are.
I Am The Town From Footloose VOL. 3: DATING
I believe I have developed a system that all dads of daughters will benefit from. Just hear me out.
Week 19: The Return Home
The return home is always a little sad and a little bit of a relief. Like when you were a kid and you’d come home from staying at Grandma’s house. It was sad. Coming home […]
Week 18: Daniel in Exile
“You have been weighed. You have been measured. And you have been found wanting.” If you thought this quote was actually from the Heath Ledger film circa 2001 A Knight’s Tale… you would be sort […]
More Awkward Than “The Sex Talk”
What is the one conversation you can have with your child that is more awkward than “The Sex Talk”? I’m glad you asked…
Week 17: The Kingdom’s Fall
Weeping Willow, why do you weep?
The Ringleader 